You'd probably say it needs ironing

....... you know how sometimes, you think of a witty retort and you wish you could just roll back the video of your life and pop in a great remark? Well that. I had just walked into a room full of young women on a Hen Night to photograph the bride as a surprise; I'm shooting the wedding in Italy in a few weeks time.

And before you ask, the bride is weeping with laughter, honestly.

So, I walk into the lion's den and I know what's coming. "Here's the stripper!!!" which is when I SHOULD have said, "if I were here in my Birthday Suit......."

Really looking forward to shooting the wedding. Hot, hot, hot and challenging direct sunlight. So, I am going to the Canaries for a week just before to aclimatise. Oh yes :-)